We go to court tomorrow so we need to whip this case into shape.
Tomorrow is Saturday. Nobody has court on Saturday.
Hmm. Maybe I read the summons wrong. Anyway we need to work hard to prosecute The Writer for throwing me in the slammer. I'm representing myself, of course.
A cat who is his own lawyer has a fool for a client.
Very funny. Go look up "equitable subrogation."
Because you're my paralegal. You're assisting me with my case. While you're at it, look up Morris vs. 9-Lives.
That doesn't have anything to do with your lawsuit.
I know. I just want to see how Morris got all that free cat food. Now snap to it.
I'm just another overworked, underpaid, under-appreciated paralegal.
And call me "counselor."