Is my time up yet?
You were just sent in there for waking everybody up at 4:04 this morning. And 4:15 yesterday. And 4:40 the morning before that.
Can I help it my stomach-clock is set a little early?
The Writer doesn't appreciate you digging at the bedroom door at that ridiculous hour. Neither do I!
Being sent to the powder room for Time-Out is cruel and unusual punishment. When I get out of here, I'm calling the STCA.
You mean the "SPCA."
No. Special Treatment for Cats Association. They handle dozens of cases like mine every single day. The Writer will be lucky if she gets to keep me after the STCA gets through with her.
You're lucky she doesn't put you up for adoption!
How much longer so I have to stay in here?