When did you get home? What happened? Did you like it at Becky's blog?
Becky is really nice. She fed me way better kibble than what I get here. And she made me Head Book Reviewer, but--
She found out I can't read any words besides "the," "cat," and "food." So I came home.
Did you tell her goodbye properly?
I gave her a great big wet nose-kiss. We're cool. It's all good between me'n Becks.
I could teach you to read. Then you could review books for real if you want--
Could you keep it down? I'm watching "Monarch of the Glen" and this is the good part.