Wha--? You woke me up from a good dream. I was just about to catch this mouse--
Look at the calendar. It's September 23!
So? It's the day after the first day of fall. Did we miss a leaf dropping or something?
Yes! We missed my blogaversary! On August 12, 2007, I created this blog and wrote my first post. Since then I've written over 200 posts. And we didn't celebrate!
We still can.
Let's go out to dinner. I know just the place. Very swanky.
How are we going to get there? Take a taxi?
I can spring for a fancy dinner but not a taxi, too. I know! We'll ride the school bus. It stops right in front of this restaurant. With all those kids, who'll notice a stuffed elephant and a cat?
But the school bus runs at 3:30 in the afternoon. Who eats dinner at that hour?
I know, it's tres declasse, but what can you do? We'll go Thursday. It's a date!