I've typed the title page to our handbook. What do you think?
I think you've made a slight mistake.
What mistake? I spelled your name right.
But you put your name first. And it's in great big type. My name is in little puny type.
"Ellsworth's and Winchester's Guide to Life" sounds better than "Winchester's and Ellsworth's Guide to Life."
That depends on who's listening. You're a big title hog!
This book was my idea! Go write your own handbook!
I will! And it'll be way better than your stale old book. Mine will be a best seller. I'll be on Letterman and Cat-prah.
Cat-prah? What's that?
A talk show for cats. Cat-prah is very influential in the media world. My book will leave yours in the dust!