Tuesday, April 1, 2008
Ellsworth Writes Her Memoirs
Hi. Whatcha doing?
I'm trying to work, alone. What are you doing in my private study?
Private study? This is the kitchen. In front of the pantry. You're in my spot. So what's the big secret project?
If you must know, I'm writing a book.
Hey, I wrote a book! It's called The Great Catsby and it's about--
My book is a memoir. The Writer wrote a book about her life and now I'm going to. The title is Ellsworth Elephant Is Not a Boy.
[Winchester falls over laughing] Is this an April Fool's joke? Who do you think will read a book like that?
Will you please leave my private study? You're disturbing the Muse.