Thursday, March 13, 2008
Winchester's Easter Basket Job
You know what? You would make a great chocolate rabbit for somebody's Easter basket.
A chocolate rabbit? Don't you mean a chocolate cat?
Nobody has chocolate cats in their Easter baskets. They have marshmallow Peeps and cream-filled eggs and chocolate bunnies. You have the right stature to be a chocolate rabbit.
Really? You really think so? What do I have to do?
Stand up tall. And sit really still.
Okay, standing up tall, sitting really still. Now what?
Look straight ahead and don't blink.
Oh, boy! I'm going to be a chocolate rabbit in an Easter basket!
Did I mention that the rabbit's ears always get eaten first?