Thursday, March 6, 2008
I'm taking up photography. I'm going to be a famous photographer like Francesco Catvulo.
Who? You made that person up. And you can't take pictures.
Why not? I'll take better pictures than The Writer. She doesn't know where the zoom or flash buttons are on her camera. And she's always cutting my tail off in photographs.
These cameras are old. You can't even get film and flash bulbs for them any more.
Never mind. Hold that pose. Hold it, hold it, hold it, big smile [click]. Got it! That's the cover!