Thursday, February 14, 2008
Zelda Receives Winchester's Valentine
Well, this is the big day. Why are you looking out the window? You don't want to seem too desperate.
I watched Zelda's Person take the mail in. Zelda's had my Valentine 2 hours and 33 minutes. Why isn't she ringing my doorbell? What's taking her so long?
Maybe she's trying to find the right thing to wear. You know how females are.
You're a female and you've been wearing the exact same outfit for 45 years. That can't be it.
Maybe Zelda is making you a Valentine this very minute. I'm sure she's very impressed by the one you made her.
Who does that lunkhead across the street think he is? Sending me a Valentine with his picture on it! Like I'm supposed to fall all over him. As if!