Thursday, February 21, 2008
Winchester Wastes Away to Nothing
What are you doing on the scales? Usually you have to be chloroformed before you're weighed.
I've lost 2 ounces. I'm wasting away to nothing. All because Zelda thinks I'm unworthy.
You moved the scales all over the room until you found the spot that gave you the lightest weight. I've seen The Writer do that trick.
You don't understand what it's like to have a broken heart. You and The Writer have this special relationship. You will always have each other. Who do I have? Wait! I think I just lost another ounce.