Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Winchester Mails His Valentine


Well, it's off--my Valentine to Zelda.

So, what do you expect to happen?

Obviously Zelda will fall head over paws in love with me. First she'll send me a Valentine back. It'll be covered with kibble-breath kisses. And then she'll run over here to find out about our first date.

Aren't you moving pretty fast? Zelda is a Siamese. That's a pretty classy breed. She is way out of your alley-cat league.

Alley cat! Who are you calling an alley cat? I have a very distinctive lineage. My ancesters go all the way back to Bast, the Egyptian cat goddess, and Puss-in-Boots, who was this really cool cat. How dare you imply I am common? I am the most refined, dignified--

Um, Winchester. You're spitting all over me.

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