Are you still looking out the window? You haven't moved since yesterday.
Zelda . . .
Zelda. That's the name of that foxy cat who just moved in.
How do you know her name? You haven't left the house.
I told you. Cats have ways of finding out important things. Isn't Zelda a beautiful name?
She must be named after Zelda Fitzgerald, the wife of F. Scott Fitzgerald. He was the famous novelist who wrote The Great Gatsby. Scott and Zelda were a glamorous couple in the 1920s.
That's perfect! I wrote The Great Catsby! Zelda and I will be a glamorous couple, too! Look how slender she is . . . so dainty . . .
You wrote one word of The Great Catsby, "the." Do you know you still have food in your dish?
Look at her soft dark brown ears . . .
You have it bad.