Winchester, it's finally Halloween! And we're all ready to go trick or treating. I have my trick or treat bag and you have your trick or treat pumpkin.
And this is my perfect costume? All those moments of suffering and torture trying on outfits comes down to this?
Yes. You see, costumes often represent a person's real, true personality.
So you are really and truly a witch?
No, I just like the purple cape with bats on it. And the hat is neat. But everyone knows you really are a devil. Look at those spooky jack o'lanterns! Let's hit the next bunch of houses.
Hey, you have more treats than I do. No fair. Share!