Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Winchester Writes a Book


You know, The Writer gets all kind of attention because she writes books. I don't know what all the fuss is about. So I'm going to write a book and show everybody how easy it is.

Oh, brother.

First, you need to come up with a good catchy title. I know! The Cat in the Hat.

It's been done, Winchester.

Phooey. How about Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?

Have you ever heard of Tennessee Williams? He wrote a play with that title.

Hmmm. What about Gone With the Cat? The Cat Also Rises? The Grapes of Cat? I know! The best title of all . . . The Great Catsby!

Stay tuned for Winchester's cat-num opus.

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