Wednesday, September 19, 2007
Winchester Writes a Book
You know, The Writer gets all kind of attention because she writes books. I don't know what all the fuss is about. So I'm going to write a book and show everybody how easy it is.
First, you need to come up with a good catchy title. I know! The Cat in the Hat.
It's been done, Winchester.
Phooey. How about Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?
Have you ever heard of Tennessee Williams? He wrote a play with that title.
Hmmm. What about Gone With the Cat? The Cat Also Rises? The Grapes of Cat? I know! The best title of all . . . The Great Catsby!
Stay tuned for Winchester's cat-num opus.