Monday, September 24, 2007
The Muse Abandons Winchester
Winchester, get up! You're supposed to be working on your novel.
I can't. The Muse has deserted me.
Stuff and nonsense! The Writer never depends on the Muse. She says if she waited for inspiration to strike, we would starve. She is a working writer.
That's all right for The Writer, but I'm a genius. Geniuses are different.
Geniuses don't lie around reading comic books and feeling sorry for themselves.
I'm never going to write again. I hope the world realizes they are missing a great talent. When the New York Times Best Seller people want the best book ever, they better not come crying to me!