I received another letter asking for my advice on a touchy subject:
I love my owner but she likes to make me wear the most undignified things, like tiaras and hats and even a lei. I don't want to hurt her feelings. How can I let her know I don't like looking ridiculous?
Troubled in Tacoma
I know it's hard wearing outfits that don't really suit us, but it's all part of the give-and-take of friendship--wait a minute! Lei? Is that you, Winchester?